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Calling All Anal Aficionados

The next Sinful Soirée will be held on 30th April and this time the theme will be ass fun with a sprinkling of cum*.

Yes me and three other fabulous purveyors of filth will be tooling up and our big cocks will bring all the boys to the yard. Although if you want to dress up as a girl we don’t mind that either.

Myself, Mistress Manouche, Madam Cruella and Mistress Helen Ryder are ready, willing and able to use and abuse your holes. Whether you’re a novice or a total butt slut we can cater to your needs. We have dildo sizes to suit all, plenty of lube and all the other necessary equipment to violate your holes. Bend over and be a good boy and let us slip it in.

And for those of you in the mood for ‘forced’ bi the Mistresses would love to see you gobble and slurp your way round the circle. All in the name of good old fashioned perversion.

If the sound of this tickles your fancy, or more likely your prostate, and you want to join us for all manner of debauchery you have two opportunities. Our first party is 3-6pm and then a second 7-10pm. Each party is a reasonable £150 payable in advance or £270 for both. Both will be held in the incomparable Hoxton Dungeon Suite.

We also require a maid to assist the ladies for the day and help out with refreshments. You can join us for the whole day for £150.

If you are interested in being the Mistress’s pissoir or want your bum beaten rather than bonked please also apply.

For those sissies among you if you want assistance getting ready beforehand you can join us half an hour before we start for a fee of £25. We will help you dress and do makeup.

To book your space email serveladyscarlett@protonmail.com

*any ‘forced’ bi activity will be undertake in a safe way with protection.

Testimonial – slave tom

I’d tried a few times to arrange a session with Lady Scarlett over the Christmas period but was caught out with work schedules. I’d paid a deposit as all genuine bookings should and although rightfully frustrated at not being able to paint her sadism on a fresh canvas she was understanding and patient. The door was left ajar.

Having not sessioned with a Domme for 9 years or so I was determined to choose the right one to dip my toes back into the swirl. It didn’t take me long for as soon as I saw her website and read a few entries on her Twitter feed I was struck by the sense of soul. I mean the term ‘soul’ as a depth of appreciation for what and why we are drawn into these waters, both as Dominant and submissive.

I have always kept an eye on the evolution of BDSM within our culture and within the past few years it has appeared cloudy. The rise of the bedroom findoms, fifty shades of grey and its steady trajectory into the mainstream amongst other things. Some Dommes redefine the art and Lady Scarlett is certainly one of those Dommes.

I won’t elaborate too much on my first session which was breathtaking to say the least but I will say this. The overiding feeling of being empowered on so many levels did not leave my conciousness for days on end. The whole experience has enriched my thinking. It is with precious hindsight though that the most revealing and telling aspect of the session happened as soon as I sat down for a chat with Lady Scarlett.

In those first 5 minutes the scene was set. Lady Scarlett told me how things would be without spelling it out. It wasn’t a lecture or a manifesto. It hit me a few hours later. In effect the initial conversation effortlessly lay out the parameters of her control which when under her whims seem endless but are hers.

Whether she is whispering softly in your ear whilst pushing your thresholds or laughing at your discomfort, you have been told. There is no other option once you choose to submit to this Lady.

A gorgeously cruel soulful Domme.

slave tom

It’s All Shits and Giggles

Well I thought it was about time I did a blog post on my love of poo and hard-sports sessions. Let you get to know this London Hardsports Mistress a little better……

For many years, since being a teenager, I have been known as the poo Queen by family and friends. I am obsessed with toilet habits. I spend a fair amount of time in the loo each day and have no hang ups about where I have a poo. It’s always been confusing to me why people are embarrassed about their normal natural bodily functions. Perhaps I’m not embarrassed because I can go. A lot. Hence my nickname.

I have been know to poo up to 7 times a day. I kid you not. And no that’s not a stomach bug prompting that. That’s up to 7 normal poos. I generally go at least twice a day, if not more, and there’s definitely something wrong with me if I don’t go at all. The first thing I do when I stay somewhere is christen the toilet and yes I’m one of these awful people who will even go on a plane. Talking about poo also prompts me to go. A conversation on Twitter at 11pm the other night re HS sessions saw me visit the loo and as I sit writing this I feel the urge.

Anyway how do we move from being slightly poo obsessed to wanting to go on people and watch them eat it. Good question.

After several years of growth and development with my personal slave I told him one day I was going to poo on him. At the time it was mostly said for effect and I relished the reaction. But there’s something to be said for a Domme who just talks and doesn’t deliver. So one day on holiday I ordered him out of bed. Dragged him to the bathroom, tied him up and peed all over him. This was fairly standard, all bar the restraint. It soon became clear why I had tied him, tightly, as I told him I had another present. I squatted and released my bowels. One large soft stool landed on his chest. Then another which bounced off. I picked it up and slapped it on him and smeared it around. The smell permeated the air and I laughed. A lot. It felt dirty and filthy and liberating. I loved it. Not only did I shit on him, I was having so much fun I made him poo himself in the nappy I had made him wear overnight. And so the fun began.

I used him more and more and the natural progression was making him eat it. Again there’s something to be said for carrying out threats. One day I woke up in the morning and knew it was the day. I tied him tightly to a chair. Sat him up at the table and force fed him spoonful by spoonful. If you haven’t already you can read his account here on Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/users/2184990/posts/4553881

(Before you all scream consent violation and complain at how awful I was. He’s attained property status so has consented to whatever I decide to do to him. He knew one day he would be fed and we discussed he would need forcing.)

After these first experiences it was a total no brainer to offer hardsports/scat/kaviar as a pro session activity. I knew how much fun I would have in these types of sessions. Plus I’m not one for judgement given how warped my mind often is. If your kinks are legal and consenting I don’t mind. Who am I to judge if you want to eat scat and who are people to judge me if I want to feed you. I’m not the kink police and have never appreciated being told what I should and shouldn’t do. And it was the wisest decision ever as my love of poo has just grown.

I love the intimacy, knowing someone walks away with part of me inside them. I love the filth and utter debauchery. I love introducing a newbie into this world. Seeing them suffer and endure. Fighting physical and mental barriers. Overcoming to please me. I also thoroughly laugh when the realisation hits that it’s shit and it smells. And not of roses.

I love to try and be inventive with my hard sports sessions and use them to create long standing connections. But if you just want a fast food takeaway rather than gourmet feeding that’s also ok.

But yes it really is all shits and giggles and I will giggle and shit.

Anyway to mark my and your poo obsession I have some treats for you little poo piggies. I am now offering access to my daily poo diary. Via Kik or WhatsApp. Pictures, videos, musings etc. Access is £30 per week.

I’m also offering you distance piggies the opportunity to serve. I’ve developed a package whereby I will send you my delicious kaviar and then have a 20min Skype session where I can instruct you on the consumption.

If you are interested in either of these then please email me:
ServeLadyScarlett@gmail.co.uk

Testimonial – C

I had a fantastic first session with Lady Scarlett. We exchanged emails about what the session could involve, and despite the testimonials and Her reassuring social media presence, I was nervous. From the off I was put at ease; LS is is clearly into what She does, She is authentic, empathetic, intuitive, calm, and very very kinked. I was at ease very quickly, and we began….

As the scene unfolded I felt the familiar nerves build as we approached time for anal play – recent experiences have not been good, and I have had to call a halt as it was painful. LS took the time to warm me up, and when She was inside me, it was just as it should be – amazing, and painless. Having said that, I am sure She would make it uncomfortable if that is what was required for a session. It is probably worth mentioning that at this point I had a shit covered gusset over my nose, and a shit covered finger in my mouth, so I was already very very aroused! Her eyes locked on mine as She fucked me, and I could see that She was in the moment with me, which makes all the difference.

When I left the dungeon I had that floaty feeling that comes from being fucked and used by someone who gets your kinks and cares about sharing something special with Her clients. LS makes a real connection, and there are no airs and graces – just a genuine Domme who loves what She does and does it with flair and artistry!

Bristol Sessions

Bristol I’m coming for you. On Tuesday 27th March I will be available for sessions all day using a fully equipped dungeon.

I will be offering all of my usual session activities, including Hard Sports. (Get in there quick if you want to book that.)

I will be bringing all my fabulous Babes and Horny dildos and there is also a fucking machine available for all of you butt sluts.

Those of you interested in feminisation sessions will need to let me know well in advance so I can bring the necessary items with me.

To mark my first visit I will be offering the following special rates:

1 hour – £150
90 min – £200
2 hours – £250

Additional hours £100

Hardsports will be £175 for one hour.

As per usual deposits will be required for all bookings.

Contact me now to book the time of your life.

Femdom Ball

The Femdom Ball will once again be held in London on Saturday October 6th. Organised by the world renowned Madame Caramel this is an opportunity for superior Goddesses from across the world to come together, network and celebrate our dominance.

There are a number of ways that inferior beings can contribute to my attendance at, and enjoyment of, this simply unmissable event:

1. Purchase my ticket – £60
2. Purchase a couples ticket for my slave and I. Perfect for those desperate cucks among you –  £160
3. You may submit an application to accompany me to the event. You will need a separate slave ticket – £100. I have very high standards which I will expect you to meet.

I will also need to look more fabulous than usual and have decided this year to wear a latex gown. You may send Westward Bound evouchers of any amount to Mistress@Lady-Scarlett.co.uk. I will also consider bank transfers if you wish to contribute this way.

I am also in need of:
A fabulous hotel for my overnight stay
A makeup artist
A hair dresser
Accessories – bag, shoes, jewellery

You can also fund my place at the ladies afternoon tea the following day at a cost of £30.

Those of you who are well behaved and tribute generously, but can’t be there in person, will be rewarded with personal pictures from me and if very lucky a face time/Skype session while I get ready.

Further information on the Ball can be found at http://www.femdomball.com/

Please contact me to discuss options and any application for service:

Mistress@Lady -Scarlett.co.uk

Testimonial – First Timer

If you are a complete newbie like i was and are looking to start your journey in to this world then I can not recommended Lady Scarlett highly enough. She is an absolute professional, putting any anxiety or nerves you may have at ease and thus allowing you to fully enjoy your time together.

From the moment I contacted her with my idea of a role play and what activities I would like to try, to the end of the session where we sat down and she talked to me about what feelings i might experience in the coming hours or days, it was nothing but wonderful. A lady of her word she also contacted me the next day to check up on how I was feeling.

The only down side was that two hours seemed to race by all to quickly and I would have loved to have stayed longer.

Let Lady Scarlett take your hand and lead you in to that place you fantasize about and trust me you will not regret a second.

Testimonial – Strapon Slut

I have had the privilege to serve a number of Mistresses over the years, usually just 1 or sometimes 2 a year, and I have enjoyed just about all the sessions, but I have rarely returned to the same Mistress, mainly to give me different experiences.

Why, I ask myself, is it that I have had three sessions with the wonderful Lady Scarlett in the space of just eight weeks – and a fourth planned for next month?

Firstly, from our email exchanges I quickly realised that she was not a traditional Domme. To start with there was a clear softer side, apparent when I explained that following joint replacement surgery I was not very agile – some Dommes do not want to know – but Lady Scarlett simply said “no problem we work round it”.

It has meant that we have been able to concentrate on pleasures we both have. In each session, Lady Scarlett’s innovations have managed to take me further and further past my perceived limits.

What also distinguishes Lady Scarlett from many other Dommes is that she loves what she does, has a great, but evil, sense of humour, with a delicious but devilish smile and laughter, and it is all fun for her.

She wants you to have fun too, of course, but it is clear that she is very much in charge. She also clearly wants her clients to return, as, unlike any other Mistress I have known, Lady Scarlett encourages keeping in touch via email or text.

I would describe her as a smart, stylish, sophisticated, sexy, sensuous, seductive, savvy, sassy and sadistic siren!!

As she has said, herself, on Twitter, she has beauty, brains and an extremely warped, filthy and perverted mind. Just what a slave needs in his Mistress. She is, however, also a lovely Lady, just the sort of girl you would like to take home to meet mother (just don’t tell mother what she does for a living).

She does not clock watch either as our first session went on for maybe 15 minutes over and then we had a post session chat. I asked Lady Scarlett if she would allow me to take her to lunch after a future session. I was delighted that Lady Scarlett agreed, and we did so following our third session. Over a long and relaxed lunch I was able to confirm what I had already deduced, that Lady Scarlett is really nice and great company.

My search for my perfect Mistress is over. It is just a shame I did not discover Lady Scarlett sooner.

Strapon Slut

Using You For My Pleasure

I like to write filth and often tease my slave with my musings. This was a recent one which I’ve adapted slightly for general consumption. Enjoy!

 

You’re kneeling. Hands tied tightly behind your back. I slap you hard on each cheek and tell you my cunt needs servicing. Forcing your head down between my legs. Telling you bury your tongue deep. Lick up all those those succulent sticky juices which are yours. You don’t need to breath just lick like your fucking life depends upon it.

 

All you can feel is me grinding your head into my soft wet lips. My hands hard on your head. Buried deep in your hair. The moans and groans spurring you on to do the best job. I tells you it feels amazing. Tell you to keep going. Your chin is dripping and my cunt juices are run down your chest. So juicy and sweet and warm. Your tiny clit is trying to get hard. Straining and bulging in the tight confines of your very restrictive chastity cage.

 

I moan and twitch. I tell you I need to cum and then be fucked as I toy with the key to your cage which is around my neck. It’s been a long long time since you were released. Since you were allowed to cum. You get excited at the prospect of fucking me.

 

You double your efforts. Swirling your tongue round my clit. Barely able to breathe. You love to pleasure and please your Mistress. Your Goddess and Owner. It’s your purpose. You make me cum hard. I writhe and shake uncontrollably. As the spasms subside I tell you again I need fucking. Your breath deepens and becomes more ragged at the enticing thought of being inside my soft warm wet pussy. Chin glistening with juices.

 

You lean back so I can unlock you. I stop you and shake my finger. Laughing. You look confused. “Oh no. I need a real fucking. And that pathetic, tiny clit just isn’t going to do the job.” I pull out a dildo gag and strap it on tight. I force your head down again and guide the dildo into my cunt. Moving your head back and forth in a rhythm. I tell you how good it feels and how stretched it makes me. How much bigger and better than your pathetic clitty. I can feel it deep inside. Banging my cervix. I laugh at the cunt juices pooling at the bottom of the gag and pull your head in deep. Nose buried again so you can barely breathe.

 

Thrusting your face in and out, rhythmically fucking me, while I mock your pathetic tiny clit that’s not getting anywhere near my cunt today. Or indeed anytime in the near future.

Avoiding Male Entitlement

 

It’s not often that things annoy me but the male entitlement demonstrated by a number of you is somewhat aggravating. It might not have crossed your mind that your behaviour is frustrating to women or that there is anything wrong with it. But Twitter and Fetlife seems to be littered with vast numbers of you moaning and whining about what you think you’re owed or deserve and aren’t getting.

Me and my friends, both professional and lifestyle, are often bombarded with messages from you saying “I want xyz, I’ve dreamed about it all my life. I need. I deserve. I should have. I don’t want to pay for it. I shouldn’t have to pay for it. I don’t want to pay that much for it. I don’t think you should do abc. And if you do abc you can’t be a proper Domme etc.” At times it feels relentless and it can be wearing.

So here’s some valuable tips to stop you from rubbing us up the wrong way.

Tips when approaching professionals:

* Don’t think the session is solely about you. Even though you are paying I won’t accept a session if it isn’t something I will enjoy or get a kick from. I still expect to control the session and would love you to enjoy it because you’re happy to be serving me.
* Don’t waste my time. Don’t email, message or phone if you don’t intend to book.
* Don’t book and not turn up.
* Don’t ask me questions which indicate you haven’t read my website.
* Don’t ever try to negotiate with me over price.
* Don’t lie to me about experience or medical conditions.
* Don’t complain about, moan about or bad mouth other Mistresses.
* Do pay the deposit requested, do turn up on time, do be respectful and do enjoy yourself.
* Do be polite and respectful.

In return you will find I am very generous with my time and attention. But only when you have proven your commitment to serving me.

Tips when approaching a Mistress on a lifestyle basis.

* Don’t send me an essay outlining all your wants and needs.
* Conversely don’t send me a one liner begging me to do whatever I want with you.
* Don’t use the scattergun cut and paste approach and bombard every Mistress you come across with the same message.
* Do think about what you bring to the table. Explain what you can offer and why we might find you worthy or valuable to have in our stable. Gifts etc are nice but it’s not all about financial gain. Think about what else you can offer.
* Again be respectful and polite.
* Do appreciate us as individuals. We are not the stereotypes often portrayed in porn.
* Do put some effort in to be part of the community. Attend munches, clubs and events. Get out there and get known.

Above all don’t moan and be jealous of those who are in the position you want to be in. They’ve often worked hard for it and put in a lot of time, effort and money. There is no secret way. Once you’ve achieved your goal and place, continue to work hard for it. The effort doesn’t stop. Becoming a sub/slave isn’t the end point.

In short whether a client or someone more lifestyle take a step back and remember you are owed nothing from any Domme, or indeed woman, until you have proven yourself worthy of our time and attention.