You should ensure that you are well rested. Do not drink or use any other substances in advance of our session. This will not be tolerated. Make sure you are clean; showered, teeth brushed, deodorant etc. Anyone entering my dungeon not presented appropriately will immediately be hosed down in a cold shower.

If our session involves anal play please prepare yourself in advance. Use a douche or enema. If you are unable to do this we can do this in session for a fee of £10.

I have medical conditions, am disabled, older, not the best looking etc etc. Is this a problem?

In a word No. I don’t discriminate against anyone who wants to see me. I do request that you divulge and discuss any health concerns so we can work together to accommodate these.