I know a number of you have enjoyed my previous Hardsports blogs so I thought it was time to treat you to another……
“It’s Not Like The Movies”
It’s pretty much the one line I repeat to every new Hardsports sub/slave/fetishist/victim that comes to see me.
There’s a lot of misrepresentation out there in femdom porn, and I think scat porn in particular highlights the differences between movies and real life.
Why’s it so different? Why’s is it so sexy watching it on your screen, pounding away at your hard dick getting thoroughly aroused at the thought of being shit on. Or opening your mouth and swallowing down those chocolate nuggets.
Well firstly Poo smells. And we don’t yet have smellovision porn so you’re missing out on a key component. Shit smells of, well shit. Suddenly your brain kicks into gear and you think uh oh. Your dick goes down a bit.
Secondly in real time sessions people rarely gobble caviar down the way they do in some of the porn you’ve watched. They make it look easy right. Surely it can’t be that bad if they’re chomping away like it’s sweeties. Well shit actually tastes bad. Like shit funnily enough. It’s hard to eat, and it’s hard to swallow. Your whole body tries to resist and your mind has to over power that. Very few people gobble shit down the way they seem to in porn. Most people struggle.
At this stage usually your cock has done a complete runner and deflated into nothing. As you can imagine a very entertaining moment for me!
But I know I’m not exactly selling it right. You’re now thinking maybe it’s not for you.
Well once we’ve identified the reality we can look at why you really want to be a human toilet. Why you feel your purpose in life is to be under my ass, staring up in wonder watching and waiting for that moment your dreams become reality.
It’s the need to serve, to be objectified, to submit to my female superiority. To be degraded and put in your place. To revel in the taboo and take enjoyment from activities that many frown upon. Not to mention the intimacy. And that will all override the bad smell and taste. And even if it’s not right there and then in your session, that’s what will get your cock hard again looking back. Those are the thoughts that will fill your mind.
And that’s before we even consider my enjoyment at your consumption. My delight as you take away a small piece of me as you leave the dungeon and head out into the big wide world. Just imagine smiling to yourself as you sit on the train. Knowing that only you and I know your secret. How private and personal. Leaving a lasting connection between us and giving you wank fodder for many weeks and months to come. An unmissable life experience.
So no it’s not like the movies. Once you get over the initial realisation of that, you’ll understand that it’s far better than you could ever imagine.
So don’t delay. Book your session today and make your dreams and fantasies come true.
You can contact me via my website or email email@example.com
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So a few days ago now I joined the Lady Scarlett and Madam Cruella for a filming session.
I was very excited, but at the same time terrified as I had not served 2 beautiful goddesses before and I had never been professionally filmed for an online audience.
I instantly felt at ease when I entered as I could see how well LS and MC bounce of each other and really like to have fun and enjoy themselves.
I also felt nervous about being filmed with another slave in session with us, but Tink was a great guy and made me feel comfortable.
So the filming for me was an anal play session, and boy do these ladies know what they are doing!!
I was offered a quick warm up 1st before the filming began by MC which quickly turned into a fist warm up as I’m quite a slut or as MC called me “sloppy bucket cunt”
Once I was suitably opened to mistresses standards MC informed LS that the hole was ready, and so the fun/destruction began.
The 1st part was just a good stretching and some deep up to the elbow fisting.
LS and MC took turns with my hole and thoroughly enjoyed it evilly laughing throughout.
2nd part Lady Scarlett and Madam Cruella covered their beautiful feet with condoms and began to stretch out my hole ever wider.
It felt amazing as the Mistresses easily slipped their whole feet in and out of my slippery bum.
At one stage LS nearly popped the whole foot in past her heel I was just a little short.
Part 3 was all about the large toys LS tooled herself up with the massive “Dick Rambone” cock and MC had an enormous “Slink” toy
MC started of slipping in the Slink which seemed to never end I could feel it go through into my colon and just keep going.
Once I thought I had been thoroughly abused LS stepped forward with her monster cock and went straight in. A nice deep, long, no messing invasive ass fucking.
I honestly thought I was done the filming had finished but my beautiful and devilish Mistresses had not quite finished with me.
I was suitably placed back on all fours, bagged and poppered up.
The wrecking began, huge expanded fists started entering me deeper and harder than anything I’d taken before. It was brutal but I was in total heaven as they both stepped aside every now and then to take turns to see how much more I could handle, although eventually I had to beg for mercy.
Without any doubt the best experience of my life, getting to serve, please and get totally wrecked by 2 of the best Mistresses around. They both looked totally stunning.
I was offered some time out, a shower and a drink.
It’s so refreshing that these ladies are totally lifestyle and enjoy what they are doing. Nothing scripted or acted. We laughed throughout and had such a great day
I can’t thank Lady Scarlett and Madam Cruella enough.
(Me and the thing pictured above)
I have long fantasised about hard sports, I’ve played around the edges a couple of times but never done a full on hard sports sessions. The time had come to turn this fantasy into reality.
After doing extensive research on twitter / websites I tentatively approached Lady Scarlett. From the very outset she was extremely understanding (of my fetish and my nervousness) and just lovely, warm and approachable. I always knew I wanted coaxed / coerced not “forced”, so having someone I could build a rapport with was important.
I was very nervous prior to the session and arrived in plenty of time. The dungeon (The Peacock Parlour) was easy to find (my bus literally stopped outside) and very discrete – Lady Scarlett had provided clear and easy to follow directions.
Once I arrived we had a lovely chat before we began and covered everything that may happen in the session – I didn’t want to know exactly what was going to happen. I quickly realised she knew exactly what I wanted, both physically and emotionally and was delighted to leave it in her capable hands. I had agreed to pass complete control to her – I consented to no consent. Knowing fine well part of me would want to stop.
Lady Scarlett lead me into the very well equipped dungeon – laid out in front of me were various plastic sheets / absorbent pads etc – there was now no doubt this was happening, no longer a fantasy to wank over. This was real.
Lady Scarlett played with my nipples just to help me get into sub space then told me to lie on the plastic matting on the floor. I nervously did. She then proceeded to expertly tie me up leaving me helpless and spread eagle. She then did the most amazing breath play / intox scene which absolutely took me too my limits. Just as I was regaining my breath she put her toilet seat over my head and sat on it. I looked up and watched as her sphincter slowly opened and a poo appeared then fell into my open mouth, followed by another. Lady Scarlett then knelt beside me and fed me the poo in smallish pieces coaxing/guiding me along until I’d eaten 3/4 quarters of it. Realising I’d probably had enough she stopped and helped me clean myself up before a shower and brush of teeth.
The session way exceeded my expectations, we had joked before that it wouldn’t be same as scat porn and true it wasn’t – it was much better. The memory watching her poo fall from her into my mouth will live with me forever
The following day, as promised she texted just checking I was ok and no ill effects
If you are a nervous beginner, or indeed a seasoned expert I can’t recommend Lady Scarlett highly enough – she really is an expert in her chosen field.
So Belfast subs it seems you were very disappointed that I was unable to visit you during my recent trip to Ireland. So many of you begged me to return that I have decided to oblige you.
I have therefore scheduled a visit between 27 February and 2 March. I will be available for sessions in the afternoon of 27 Feb, all day 28 Feb and 1 March and in the morning of 2 March.
Sessions fees are as outlined on my website and a deposit will be required.
Session activities will involve all my usual favourites:
I will have a wide range of equipment for use but if you have any specific requests please let me know and I will try to accommodate these.
Sessions requests can be made here via my website or on:
Or 0044 7928925838 text and WhatsApp
A deposit will be required in advance to book your spot.
See you all soon!
Extreme kinks are a daunting thing to approach anyone about, especially true when it’s broaching the “hardsport” subject. I’m an incredibly meticulous person by nature and found it hard to find the right person who put me at ease as a first-timer and who also I genuinely felt shared a mutual interest in the fetish.
I came across Lady Scarlett’s website/twitter a good while ago and felt she was exactly the person I was looking for. I put out the feelers and asked when she would tour my part of the country. I was in for a wait but… It was well worth it. Communication was clear and concise from the beginning, polite and informative.
On meeting in person, I was immediately amazed by how welcoming a person Lady Scarlett is as well as how absolutely stunning she was. Lady Scarlett is a great judge of character and I feel assesses and adapts to each client and the services they seek effortlessly (she completely understood that I’m not 100% into the submissive or BDSM culture). You want soft and nurturing? She’s the lady. Something more authorative? She’s the goddess you need… We discussed interests and boundaries, if a safeword would be required (I opted out as I trusted she wouldn’t abuse my consent as she is very accommodating and respectful).
The session was fantastic, I won’t divulge too much as I feel it’s an experience worth trying for yourself and going in without knowing what to truly expect just makes the whole thing more exciting. I will say however that my favourite part was worshipping Lady Scarletts bottom and feeling that little treat at the tip of your tongue as it slowly edges it’s way out.
Our session is a memory I will cherish for a long time. Lady Scarlett helped me go further than what I would thought possible, pushed my limits where required but understood the situation and showed me mercy when those limits were reached. She is a lovely person who rewards those who treat her well, who know how to listen, please and most importantly… Obey. I wish her every success in the future and perhap’s we’ll meet again? – T
I always tend to get a lot of questions on this matter so to help you I thought I would put together this handy blog.
For a sub’s view I suggest reading the following by Scarlett’s flower.
So what happens in a Hardsports session? Well it’s much like any other session but it involves poo. No two sessions are the same and people have different levels as to what they can take. I get novices undertaking their first foray after many days and nights of fantasising, and hardened veterans who have seen and done it all when it comes to poo.
Before a session we will fully discuss which of the two you are and what ultimately your goal is. You might want to consume for the first time, having tried and failed many times before. You might want to just get dirty and enjoy the sensation of my waste on you. I don’t go into full descriptive detail before a deposit is paid unless you pay my consult fee though. Unfortunately many of you want to jerk off at the thought and then not book. But I understand if you are a novice then you are approaching the situation with some trepidation and need some reassurance.
Here are some handy FAQs:
Is it safe/healthy?
Well a lot of fetish activities are not safe. Breathplay, needle play etc. There’s a risk and it’s the same with HS. Especially if you’re consuming. If you consume from someone there is a chance, if they have something in terms of a virus etc, that it can be passed on. There is also a risk if there is blood in the feaces that it is passed to you which also means a chance of contracting anything they might have. You also need to make me aware of any allergies you have. If I’ve ingested something you are allergic to it could exacerbate this.
How do you prepare?
Well I have a normal healthy diet. So that doesn’t change. I don’t drink heavily the day before a HS session and won’t take any painkillers. If I’m feeling unwell then I will postpone the session. I don’t use laxatives or anything else to prompt me to go. Everything that happens in session is part of the natural process.
How does a sub prepare?
Well it’s probably best not to eat a large meal beforehand as there is a chance you might throw up or at least gag/retch.
Forget what you’ve seen in porn etc. It often doesn’t happen like that or if so those slaves have been training for years.
You could consider playing with or trying your own to see what it’s like. But I understand most people only have an interest in consuming the gift from a Mistress.
What if I throw up?
Well it’s really a mind over matter thing. It’s shit. It does taste disgusting but it depends how strong your need is to consume and please me. To date no one in a session has vomited. (Well not a pro session anyway.) Maybe that’s because I threaten that you’ll have to consume that too.
Can you force me?
I can. And sometimes this is necessary to get you over the mental hurdle of consuming poo. But I also have to ensure that I don’t push you to a point where it’s going to be psychological damaging. Same as any no limits, no safe word, consensual non consent type session. I have to use my best judgement as to where and when to draw the line. When you can be pushed and when you need to stop. I know I’ve taken many people further than they thought was possible. I’m not going to give you full details on my forcing methods until you book and pay a deposit.
Do I have to eat it?
Ultimately I love it when you do consume some as then you take away a piece of me following our session. But it’s not necessary. I like to smear it and play with it. Use it in strapon fucking, sniffing and smelling etc.
Do you store it?
Generally no. Everything is delivered fresh in session so you know it’s directly from me and not someone else. I sometimes get requests for more than one load and therefore storage is necessary. These will always be from me.
What’s your favourite way to deliver HS?
Any and every way. I love to sit above you and deliver directly into your mouth or on your body. But I do particularly enjoy mixing scat and food play.
Can I clean you after?
If you have done particularly well then you may be rewarded with that privilege.
Will I smell after?
Well you’ll have the opportunity to shower and brush your teeth. So there should be no danger on this score. You might just imagine you smell.
If you want to discuss a session in greater depth before committing please book a phone consult. These are offered at £20 for 10 minutes.
So you will hopefully have seen from Twitter that my shitster, Madam Cruella, and I are offering reduced price double hard sports sessions for the month of January.
We were lucky enough to have a number of double scat sessions last year which were just so much fun. We want to start the year off with a bang, and a poo. We both just simply love this type of play and can come up with some very ingenious ideas to get you to eat a tasty breakfast. Croissants will just never be the same.
If you’re worried that it’s your first time then we can also cater for newbies and aren’t too scary. If you need to be forced to swallow then we can also go down the brutal route.
One hour of double the trouble and London’s finest shit is being offered for £300. If of course you’d like to take longer to savour your meal and incorporate other activities then this can also be arranged.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org to book. A deposit will be required for all bookings.
Well 2018 was a rip roaring year with plenty of fun, frolics and debauchery. Lots of highlights and thankfully not many lows.
A lot of time was spent training and developing Max. He suffered extended beatings and canings, lots of needles in sensitive places, staples, and his first forced bi sucking and fucking sessions. He got worked hardest anally though and I can now get much more in him (most of my forearm) with more to come. Although I really need to stop getting drenched in piss cum.
I met and sessioned with some glorious ladies. My shitster and I Madam Cruella had some great scat sessions. Including a fabulous foursome with Lady Andromeda and Mistress Manouche. Sir Claire Black and I played mean girls and tied someone to a pole then taped them head to toe. Irish Mistress Lucy and I covered pretty much every fetish going in our Ireland sessions. We had such great fun particularly abusing her slave Boot. Mistress Number One and I skewered some balls in Copenhagen and revelled in the blood produced. There were some great soirées and lots of fisting.
I started filming, although I still have to edit and upload. There will be more solo and double etc filming dates advertised soon.
I also did a fair amount of touring with more to come. 2018 saw sessions in Copenhagen, Belfast, Cork, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Paris.
I have set dates for a return to Ireland already. 1 to 8 February. Several HS sessions are already booked up so if you’re interested contact me ASAP. I am also considering which other locations to visit.
I spent lots of time in the dungeon, mostly the amazing Peacock Parlour, with Max and Flower and some fabulous new and regular clients. I was lucky enough to have a number of longer sessions which I truly relish. I never run out of ideas and time never drags.
Scarlett’s flower started working toward ownership. Lots of ups and downs there but she has persevered. Things are going to get harder and I will be more demanding in 2019.
That stands for everyone coming to session with me. The end of 2018 saw me develop a more steely determination to achieve goals and drive forward. Max is definitely going to be in trouble.
So what does 2019 hold. Lots and lots more scat. I’ve done a lot of online sessions lately which are great fun but feeding more hungry mouths is my goal. My shitster and I are offering special double HS sessions in Jan. £300 for one hour which is an unmissable opportunity.
Max faces lots more anal annihilation, longer more taxing sessions where he gets pushed, significant enforced feminisation and forced bi including a trip to Hardon. He will hate all of this but love his deepening submission and my growing control.
Flower faces continued chastity and orgasm denial, further anal training and forced bi. Not to mention more stringent requirements as she works toward ownership.
I hope to tour new places and meet and reconnect with a number of other fabulous Dommes. I would love to have less timewaster’s this year and am looking forward to catching up with a number of clients and welcoming new ones.
I will also be celebrating an important birthday this year. All year. So don’t hesitate to send gifts etc 🙂
Happy New Year everyone.
My session with Lady Scarlett was exceptional. Mistress was approachable / friendly and we spent some time discussing the specifics of the session, what equipment would be used, hard limits, and other information relating to the session. This for me is really important ; it’s not a question of the Slave “topping from the bottom” but a genuine consideration from Mistress that the session addressed wider goals.
We started with Anal work, with fingers, dildo and Strapon used to gently increase the commitment. This is no joke, but the anal performed was seriously the best that I have ever experienced, in terms of the degree of consideration / understanding that was applied and the targeting of specific zones to maximise pleasure. It was completely mind-blowing…!
We finished with some intimate body worship and mistress provided a very enjoyable perspective for me to serve..!
Throughout the session I was intoxicated with Poppers and Nitrous, which was carefully monitored to keep me in the zone to serve mistress and keeping me compliant and open to her whims.
We are discussing meeting again very soon for a full Hardsports session. If this is anything like the session that we had today, it will be out of this world …!