I have long fantasised about hard sports, I’ve played around the edges a couple of times but never done a full on hard sports sessions. The time had come to turn this fantasy into reality.
After doing extensive research on twitter / websites I tentatively approached Lady Scarlett. From the very outset she was extremely understanding (of my fetish and my nervousness) and just lovely, warm and approachable. I always knew I wanted coaxed / coerced not “forced”, so having someone I could build a rapport with was important.
I was very nervous prior to the session and arrived in plenty of time. The dungeon (The Peacock Parlour) was easy to find (my bus literally stopped outside) and very discrete – Lady Scarlett had provided clear and easy to follow directions.
Once I arrived we had a lovely chat before we began and covered everything that may happen in the session – I didn’t want to know exactly what was going to happen. I quickly realised she knew exactly what I wanted, both physically and emotionally and was delighted to leave it in her capable hands. I had agreed to pass complete control to her – I consented to no consent. Knowing fine well part of me would want to stop.
Lady Scarlett lead me into the very well equipped dungeon – laid out in front of me were various plastic sheets / absorbent pads etc – there was now no doubt this was happening, no longer a fantasy to wank over. This was real.
Lady Scarlett played with my nipples just to help me get into sub space then told me to lie on the plastic matting on the floor. I nervously did. She then proceeded to expertly tie me up leaving me helpless and spread eagle. She then did the most amazing breath play / intox scene which absolutely took me too my limits. Just as I was regaining my breath she put her toilet seat over my head and sat on it. I looked up and watched as her sphincter slowly opened and a poo appeared then fell into my open mouth, followed by another. Lady Scarlett then knelt beside me and fed me the poo in smallish pieces coaxing/guiding me along until I’d eaten 3/4 quarters of it. Realising I’d probably had enough she stopped and helped me clean myself up before a shower and brush of teeth.
The session way exceeded my expectations, we had joked before that it wouldn’t be same as scat porn and true it wasn’t – it was much better. The memory watching her poo fall from her into my mouth will live with me forever
The following day, as promised she texted just checking I was ok and no ill effects
If you are a nervous beginner, or indeed a seasoned expert I can’t recommend Lady Scarlett highly enough – she really is an expert in her chosen field.
So Belfast subs it seems you were very disappointed that I was unable to visit you during my recent trip to Ireland. So many of you begged me to return that I have decided to oblige you.
I have therefore scheduled a visit between 27 February and 2 March. I will be available for sessions in the afternoon of 27 Feb, all day 28 Feb and 1 March and in the morning of 2 March.
Sessions fees are as outlined on my website and a deposit will be required.
Session activities will involve all my usual favourites:
I will have a wide range of equipment for use but if you have any specific requests please let me know and I will try to accommodate these.
Sessions requests can be made here via my website or on:
Or 0044 7928925838 text and WhatsApp
A deposit will be required in advance to book your spot.
See you all soon!
I always tend to get a lot of questions on this matter so to help you I thought I would put together this handy blog.
For a sub’s view I suggest reading the following by Scarlett’s flower.
So what happens in a Hardsports session? Well it’s much like any other session but it involves poo. No two sessions are the same and people have different levels as to what they can take. I get novices undertaking their first foray after many days and nights of fantasising, and hardened veterans who have seen and done it all when it comes to poo.
Before a session we will fully discuss which of the two you are and what ultimately your goal is. You might want to consume for the first time, having tried and failed many times before. You might want to just get dirty and enjoy the sensation of my waste on you. I don’t go into full descriptive detail before a deposit is paid unless you pay my consult fee though. Unfortunately many of you want to jerk off at the thought and then not book. But I understand if you are a novice then you are approaching the situation with some trepidation and need some reassurance.
Here are some handy FAQs:
Is it safe/healthy?
Well a lot of fetish activities are not safe. Breathplay, needle play etc. There’s a risk and it’s the same with HS. Especially if you’re consuming. If you consume from someone there is a chance, if they have something in terms of a virus etc, that it can be passed on. There is also a risk if there is blood in the feaces that it is passed to you which also means a chance of contracting anything they might have. You also need to make me aware of any allergies you have. If I’ve ingested something you are allergic to it could exacerbate this.
How do you prepare?
Well I have a normal healthy diet. So that doesn’t change. I don’t drink heavily the day before a HS session and won’t take any painkillers. If I’m feeling unwell then I will postpone the session. I don’t use laxatives or anything else to prompt me to go. Everything that happens in session is part of the natural process.
How does a sub prepare?
Well it’s probably best not to eat a large meal beforehand as there is a chance you might throw up or at least gag/retch.
Forget what you’ve seen in porn etc. It often doesn’t happen like that or if so those slaves have been training for years.
You could consider playing with or trying your own to see what it’s like. But I understand most people only have an interest in consuming the gift from a Mistress.
What if I throw up?
Well it’s really a mind over matter thing. It’s shit. It does taste disgusting but it depends how strong your need is to consume and please me. To date no one in a session has vomited. (Well not a pro session anyway.) Maybe that’s because I threaten that you’ll have to consume that too.
Can you force me?
I can. And sometimes this is necessary to get you over the mental hurdle of consuming poo. But I also have to ensure that I don’t push you to a point where it’s going to be psychological damaging. Same as any no limits, no safe word, consensual non consent type session. I have to use my best judgement as to where and when to draw the line. When you can be pushed and when you need to stop. I know I’ve taken many people further than they thought was possible. I’m not going to give you full details on my forcing methods until you book and pay a deposit.
Do I have to eat it?
Ultimately I love it when you do consume some as then you take away a piece of me following our session. But it’s not necessary. I like to smear it and play with it. Use it in strapon fucking, sniffing and smelling etc.
Do you store it?
Generally no. Everything is delivered fresh in session so you know it’s directly from me and not someone else. I sometimes get requests for more than one load and therefore storage is necessary. These will always be from me.
What’s your favourite way to deliver HS?
Any and every way. I love to sit above you and deliver directly into your mouth or on your body. But I do particularly enjoy mixing scat and food play.
Can I clean you after?
If you have done particularly well then you may be rewarded with that privilege.
Will I smell after?
Well you’ll have the opportunity to shower and brush your teeth. So there should be no danger on this score. You might just imagine you smell.
If you want to discuss a session in greater depth before committing please book a phone consult. These are offered at £20 for 10 minutes.
So you will hopefully have seen from Twitter that my shitster, Madam Cruella, and I are offering reduced price double hard sports sessions for the month of January.
We were lucky enough to have a number of double scat sessions last year which were just so much fun. We want to start the year off with a bang, and a poo. We both just simply love this type of play and can come up with some very ingenious ideas to get you to eat a tasty breakfast. Croissants will just never be the same.
If you’re worried that it’s your first time then we can also cater for newbies and aren’t too scary. If you need to be forced to swallow then we can also go down the brutal route.
One hour of double the trouble and London’s finest shit is being offered for £300. If of course you’d like to take longer to savour your meal and incorporate other activities then this can also be arranged.
Email firstname.lastname@example.org to book. A deposit will be required for all bookings.